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    Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Dollyrocker on 29/7/2016, 13:08

    Very simple, one person gives 3 names and you have to choose which one to fuck, which to marry and which to kill.

    If you answer you have to post another choice for the next person, try and keep them to a theme, here's the first

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Jennifer Yellow Hat on 29/7/2016, 13:28

    Haha brilliant

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    Marry Gordon Brown
    Kill Boris Johnson

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by adora on 29/7/2016, 14:28

    Fuck Micheal
    Marry Sir Trev
    Kill Huw (sorry Huw)


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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Poggy on 29/7/2016, 14:35

    That was a horrid first selection, Dolly! lol

    Fuck Jamie Oliver
    Marry James Martin
    Kill John Torode

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Juggler on 29/7/2016, 16:01

    ah these are fairly easy, though I'd miss jack dee but it would put him out his misery :-)

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    marry David Mitchell
    fuck Jack Whitehall

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by adora on 29/7/2016, 16:43

    Ahhhhh that's too hard Juggs!

    I proper love Robert Winston and met him at the Cheltenham lit fest and he was lovely, so I'll marry him. But I'm not killing either of the others and I'm not fucking Stephen Hawking!

    I'll leave it for someone to answer properly smile
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    Post by Ivana Mojito on 29/7/2016, 17:08

    Juggler wrote:
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    Professor Robert Winston
    Professor Stephen Hawking



    Fuck Brian Cox
    Marry Stephen Hawking
    Kill Robert Winston


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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Dollyrocker on 29/7/2016, 20:14

    Kill homer
    Fuck Peter
    Marry bender Heyhey

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Poggy on 29/7/2016, 20:24

    Fuck Englebert
    Marry Cliff
    Kill Neil

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Dollyrocker on 2/8/2016, 12:00

    Kill Gary (sorry Pogs, I know you like him)
    Marry George
    Fuck Simon
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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by La Bomba on 2/8/2016, 12:13

    And your suggestions, Dolly?...
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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Dollyrocker on 2/8/2016, 12:20

    Oopsy

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by La Bomba on 2/8/2016, 12:25

    Kill Henry VIII
    Fuck Prince Charles- tbh he'll be too busy with Camilla to bother me much lol
    Marry Prince Phillip

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by adora on 2/8/2016, 14:02

    Kill Chris O'Dowd
    Fuck Colin Farrell
    Marry Charming Tater (it'd be like marrying a big dopey puppy dog who you could also make dance for you).

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Poggy on 2/8/2016, 15:49

    Kill Eamon Holmes
    Fuck Bradley Walsh
    Marry Philip Schofield

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Juggler on 2/8/2016, 15:55

    ooh too easy tits one

    Kill Eamon Holmes
    Shag Philip schofield - silver fox
    Marry Bradley Walsh cos he makes me laugh so much


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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Dollyrocker on 2/8/2016, 16:22

    Kill Lewis Hamilton
    Fuck Nico Rosberg
    Marry Fernando Alonso

    Marry Jean Claude van Damme
    Kill Chuck Norris - just for the bragging rights lol
    Fuck Arnold Schwarzenegger

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Poggy on 2/8/2016, 17:27

    I am going to do Jugg's last one as I haven't got a CLUE who any of your kids characters are, Dolly!!

    Ha! Now I have looked at them - my choices would be the same as yours Dolly!

    Marry Jean Claude van Damme
    Kill Chuck Norris
    Fuck Arnold Schwarzenegger


    The JCvD connection makes me think of my next one...

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Nina on 2/8/2016, 18:02

    Oooh...

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    Fuck Chandler
    Kill Ross

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by La Bomba on 2/8/2016, 19:40

    I'll do the kids' characters cos that's my life now lol

    Marry the wise old elf
    Fuck daddy pig- nice and bouncy!
    Kill king thistle.
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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Dollyrocker on 2/8/2016, 20:07

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Dollyrocker on 2/8/2016, 20:09

    Nina wrote:Oooh...

    Marry Joey
    Fuck Chandler
    Kill Ross

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    Roger Moore


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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by La Bomba on 3/8/2016, 19:00

    Marry Ricky
    Kill Phil
    Fuck Billy

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Dollyrocker on 15/9/2016, 22:23

    Fuck dickens, marry Hemingway, not sure who Byron is so he'll have to die mwahaha

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    Re: Fancy a game of Fuck Marry Kill?

    Post by Nina on 16/9/2016, 08:46

    Kill Ozzy
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